Usual Software Problems


Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night
10.3 ,Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7. 5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend
7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User…..

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about Wife 1.0.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that
it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is
also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 .. It
is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/ Child
Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application ‘Yes Dear’
to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE!
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance .
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and
Sweep 3.0 ,Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use
will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this
happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and
will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

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